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Pain is weakness leaving the body. - USMC,
spotted on a t-shirt in
Coyote Ugly,
Ybor City (Tampa), FL
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I don't care how small her breasts are, just as long as they stick out
further than her belly (with exceptions for pregnancy)
- Also from the Ybor City visit
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A simple rule: If they have to kill more than one cow to make your leather
pants, you shouldn't be wearing them! - Me. It was a fun
weekend in Ybor City!
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When you forsake the basics to
go directly
to the glitz and glamour, you're going to fail.
-
Sam Brunetti
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The true measure of a man is how he treats
someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson, first seen as part of the signature on the bottom of a
co-workers email (thanks Gwen).
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How do I feel about the Frogs, I'll tell you
how I feel about the Frogs: They may as well gas up the dingy and say
hello to Fredo, because they are dead
to me! Dennis Miller
(paraphrasing Al Pacino in "The Godfather") discussing Jacques Chirac's
propensity to continuously spew bile from his mouth and remind the world why
no one likes the French.
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Today
(15Apr03) should be always remembered as a day where Iraqis expressed
different opinions and weren't
shot
for it.
-
Whitehouse Press Secretary Ari Fleischer discussing the choice of some Iraqis
to not attend an "Interim Government" meeting.
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Your
fate depends on your actions -
President G.W. Bush speaking in mid-March, 2003, to
the people of Iraq regarding our plans and their options.
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I don't
know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of
Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!
- Jay Leno
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Going to war
without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion
[who cares?] - Donald Rumsfeld, quoting Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf, candidly expressing how everyone feels
about the Frogs (can you guess how I feel?)
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My career to
me is more important than your career to me - Paulie the "C"
expressing his frustrations on the job.
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Inizia con
un sogno (It starts with a dream) - I saw this on the
back of someone's jacket while attending a Bocce tournament with the Quincy
(Massachusetts) chapter of the Sons of Italy
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A man
carries in his heart what he sees in the world (Faust)
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My greatest
concern is not whether you have failed but whether you are content with your
failure (Abraham Lincoln)
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The lazy
man's way is always the longest - This was from Miles
Depew, a co-worker, when all the materials in a bookcase fell to the floor
because the two people moving it tried to do so without clearing the shelves,
first.
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What
contemptible scoundrel took the cork out of my lunch? -
From a t-shirt spotted in a bar in South Boston
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No one can
make you feel inferior without your consent - Source
unknown, but I am sure it was someone famous
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There is
more to life than increasing it's speed - Gandhi
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No matter
how far you travel down the wrong path it is never too late to turn around
- Paul Antonuccio (well, he is who I heard it from, first)
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You are the
star for which all evenings wait - Sounds pretty
smooth, probably from a movie
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Live nearby,
visit often - Kathryn Hepburn discussing her ideal
marriage
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The best
ideas come after you think you have run out of them -
Unknown, but I saw this on an airplane's video monitor while waiting for
passengers to board.
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Running a
restaurant is like running a theater ; All hell can break loose backstage but,
once the curtain goes up, the audience sees nothing but perfection
- I think I heard this on a cooking show
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Do we not
crush our enemies by making them our friends? - Abraham
Lincoln. This was later simplified in the saying
"Keep your friends close but keep you enemies closer"
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Men learn to
love the person they are attracted to. Women become attracted to the
person they love - More Hollywood philosophy, from the
movie "Sex, Lies and Video Tape"
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A bottle of
wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world
- Louis Pasteur
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You may only
be one person in the world but you may also be the world to one person!
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Happiness is
not having what you want, but wanting what you have
-
Rabbi H. Schachtel, paraphrased by Sheryl
Crow in her song "Soak Up the Sun"
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Experience
is what you get when you don't get what you want
- Unknown
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If a man
gets a nice wife he'll be happy. If he gets a bad wife he'll become a
philosopher -
Socrates
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[That guy
is] so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were
printed on the sole -
Garrison Keeler on an episode of "Tales From Lake
Woebegone"
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