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I'm not sure how often I'll have something new to add to this page but I'm putting it up here anyway. 

On occasion, certain events take place that are just so blatantly idiotic, or so incredibly stupid, that I feel I must comment.  As editor-in-chief of this web-site, I am entitled!

6Jul05

Once again that pathetic Jacques Chirac has offered himself for public ridicule on a World-wide scale!  Can you believe this idiot?  During his presidency, with the exception of some radical populations, Jacques has given the World no reason to be attracted to France.

What has he done this time, you ask?  Can you believe that the leader of a country that professes to be so culturally advanced could possibly be stupid enough to make petty remarks guaranteed to enrage the collective psyche of entire countries?   Well, he did!!!  What a fool.  Speaking about the British, he said:

"You can't trust people who cook as badly as that."

But wait, there's more, he quickly followed that sound bite with another equally degrading castigation:

"After Finland, (Britain's) the country with the worst food,"

Not only did he bash the Brits but he served up a backhanded smash to the Finns!!!  Major faux pas, Frenchie.

These qualify as boorish remarks, for a world leader to make, at any time.  But in classic Jackass Jacques disregard for current events, he made these statements just days before the International Olympic Committee's decision between London or Paris as the location of the 2012 Summer Olympics!  Paris WAS the heavy favorite.  And then Jacques opened his mouth.  Foolish, moronic, absolutely witless.  The vote was 54 for London, 50 for Paris.  Finland had two votes.  If they had voted for Paris (and I am assuming they did not) there would have been a split decision and then a re-vote.  We may never know.

25Mar05

As you can see, it has been a long time since I have opted to express my utter repugnancy with events of National attention.  Well, it's time to get started, again.

What the hell is George W Bush doing wasting time, money and effort (not to mention subjecting millions of citizens to MEDIA-ABUSE) on Terry Schiavo?  I'm waiting for someone to tally up the millions of dollars spent on flying members of Congress in to DC for that midnight vote on 20March.  What a colossal waste of money.  And what about all of the money and time spent since then?  Federal judges, state judges and..... oh yeah, GW's brother Jeb, the Florida Governor.  It's no coincidence that the Federal Government is involved in this case that HAPPENS to be in the home state of the president's brother.  Do you think this would be such a big deal if it had happened in North Dakota?

This is a major embarrassment for George.  Something he never should have got involved with.  All the millions of dollars wasted on this fiasco could have helped a lot of other people.  Bad boy, George, bad boy!!!  Just a fraction of that millions of dollars should have been spent on electrocuting John Evander Couey for abducting and murdering 9-year old Jessica Lunsford.  Why not have congress pass an emergency bill to skip his trial and kill him tomorrow?!?  Time to re-align ones priorities, GW. 

Oh, by the way, this stunt just ruined any chance for Jeb to work his way in to the White House!

14Dec03

Today, it was announced that Saddam Hussein was captured, alive, in Iraq.  Congratulations to the members of our Armed Forces who have been putting their lives on the line for the last 8-12 months.  Thank you all.  And thanks to your families. 

10Dec03

Hah! I can't resist commenting on the recent announcement that the bleeding heart, self-serving, sniveling countries that snubbed their noses at our action in Iraq are now being ruled-out of competing for prime re-construction contracts.  Coalition forces lost lives and fought against the tide to remove an intolerably cruel tyrant from power and, therefore, deserve to internalize the benefits of success.  So much for how I feel regarding The Frogs, Germans and Russkies. 

Now, the domestic imbeciles, the Democrats:  Pathetic.  Don't these idiots realize IT'S OUR DAMN MONEY.  We are paying the bills so we decide whom to reward for their efforts.  That's right EFFORTS.  For those dim-witted bleeding hearts who can't read between the lines, I shall elaborate further:  not counter-efforts.  It amazes me that, during a political season, anyone seeking nomination as the Democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States would come forth and openly object to this decision.  Again, stupid Democrats are falling all over themselves to seal their fate.

10Apr03:

Although I have never registered as strictly a Democrat or a Republican, I think I used to probably lean a little toward the Democrats.  In recent years, I characterized my personal beliefs as tolerant, accepting and, dare I say, liberal.  However, at the same time, my business side saw more rational, objective, real-world thinking coming from the Republicans.  In the last year, World events have focused my attention and enhanced my political acuity.  It is with this profound enlightenment that I, now, find myself solidly in the republican camp.

Stupid Democrats:  It absolutely amazes me, in the current, pro-action, support-our-troops, liberate Iraq climate, that ANYONE could come out and say "Well, I think we should have used force as a last resort".  Now, if you were watching Neil Cavuto, this afternoon, you might have seen Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) spouting this ridiculous diatribe.  Further, in perfect, political, stand-on-both-sides-of-the-fence pontification, she contradicted herself in every other sentence.  Her's were the "look at me" words of an attention-starved blip on the political scene. 

Guess what, Sheila, you, too, missed a perfectly good opportunity to keep your mouth shut!!!

What are these idiotic Democrats thinking?  Why have they decided, almost unanimously, to commit political suicide?  How on earth could anyone, with even the smallest shred of a brain in their head, possibly say something so stupid in this "Success in Iraq" environment.  Tom Daschle (D-SD) wrote his own political suicide note, in a single less-than-respected regurgitation of partisan, cry-me-a-river politics.  Can you believe that Jimmy Carter was stupid enough to get in to this mess?  (he shut-up quick!)  These meatheads are lining-up, like lemmings, to throw themselves over the cliff of political self destruction.  I haff to laff!!! 

The Democratic party, as a whole, has sealed it's own demise in the 2004 Elections.  And no one will care.

Yes, now I feel better.

9Apr03:

Apparently, Gerhard doesn't understand that he has escaped attracting the wrath of the U.S. consumer because, unlike the Frogs, we basically like the Germans.  The average German-on-the-street likes the average American-on-the-street.  Probably more than they like their Chancellor.  So I say this:  Hey "Gerty", shut up, keep your head down, stay out of the spotlight!

8Apr03:

Hey, John, what do you think about the restaurant that was bombed in SW Baghdad?

Well, I think it's unfortunate that we dropped 4 Bunker Buster bombs and still missed Peter Arnett.  I do, however, think it's great that we might have managed to kill Saddam Hussein in the process!

31Mar03:

            Two things:      1) Peter Arnett, you deserve what you got [he was fired for stupid jounalism].

                                        2) Jerry Rivers (Geraldo Rivera) you deserve what Peter got!

18Mar03:

I can't believe it!  Those pathetic French.  I have been at work all day just waiting to get home an update this page.

With perfectly French unmitigated gall and audacity those odiferous, greasy, effeminate, out-for-themselves, bathe-once-a-week (at best), liberal pansies have proven to the world what a bunch of indecisive, vacillating, pathetic little dithering fools they are. 

"Gee, John, what has set you off, this time?"   Well, as soon as our President Bush puts his foot down and draws a line in the sand the pitiful French suddenly decide "well, if he uses chemical weapons, that changes our whole perception and we will join you." 

Guess what sissy-boys, it doesn't matter, it's too late, nobody wants your fairweather, help-you-when-it's-good-for-us, surrender-at-the-drop-of-a-beret soldiers on the field.  You are not going to get a single dime of the reconstruction contracts.  That's right, as soon as we made the decision to eliminate the current regime and rebuild the Iraqi infrastructure, those weasels decide that their morals aren't all that important, as long as they stand a chance at being awarded some of the reconstruction contracts.  What a joke.  Can you say 'blatant, money grubbing hypocrites'?

I fully support Bill O'Reilly's campaign to boycott all French products, services and businesses.  I further agree that no American should plan to visit France for several years.  I think we should crush their tourism industry.  Plain and simple.  Now, let's get realistic here:  Pouring that bottle of French wine down the drain doesn't hurt them one bit.  As a matter of fact, you have already paid for that bottle so you are only making yourself look stupid.  Just don't buy any more.  If you want foreign-produced wine, buy Italian.

Remember, one of the few battles in which France can claim victory is the French Revolution.  And that is only because they were fighting the French!!!

Jacques Chirac is a joke.

  Hey Jacques, I laugh at you and spit in your general direction.

(Yes, thank you, I feel much better now)

11Mar03:

I greatly dislike the fact that celebrities are getting involved with anti-war movements.  I am particularly disgusted with Martin Sheen.  So, without further delay, I quote myself and post here for all to see: 

If Martin Sheen were any more of a weenie he'd be scrubbing Saddam's back in a Turkish bath!

So far, I have resisted the temptation to post jokes on this site, however, recent events have given rise to some pieces of humor that I think are worth repeating.  Here goes:

• Did you hear that they are closing all of the Wal-Marts and K-Marts in Iraq?  Yep, they are re-opening them as Targets!

• For Sale: French weapon, never fired, dropped once!

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