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Fortune Cookies

For some reason, unknown to myself, I have been saving those little pieces of paper that come inside Chinese Fortune Cookies.  Well, this is as good a place to keep them as my wallet.  Speaking of that, my wallet is significantly thinner now that I have unloaded all of the slips of paper.

The following fortunes were collected by me, personally, at a wide array of Chinese restaurants across the North American continent.  Some buffets (okay, a lot of buffets), some order-off-the-menu, some very fancy and some I'm surprised I ever walked in to!!!  I hope you enjoy the following collection.

By the way, you do know the "in bed" rule about fortune cookie fortunes, don't you?  Well, you are supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of every fortune.  This makes for some lively conversation.

For a brief history of the Fortune Cookie, click here

To learn about a company that has taken the Fortune Cookie a little further than most, check out TheFortunateCookieCo.

Most recent additions are at the top.


  • A pleasant journey to places far away (our cruise, Mar08 and our wedding, Aug08)
  • You think that is a secret, but it has never been one
  • People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner
  • Watch you relations with other people, be reserved
  • Your curiosity will lead you to great achievements
  • You will have a chance soon to make a profitable transaction
  • You will inherit money and property
  • A good time to start something new
  • A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance
  • Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you
  • Now is a good time for serenity: a book and a good friend
  • Good things come to those who wait.  Be patient
  • Ignorance never settles a question
  • A good time to start something new
  •  Only fools and dead men don't change their minds.  Fools wont, dead men cant
  • The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get less than you settled for
  • You will discover the truth in time
  • He who hurries cannot walk with dignity
  • You will be rewarded for being a good listener.  Accept the gift
  • Next month is your time to make headway, so move quickly
  • Let reality be reality
  • Flattery will go far tonight
  • Traveling to the East will bring you great rewards
  • Dispel negativity through creative activities
  • The great aim of education is not knowledge but action
  • You are guided by silent love and friendships around you
  • Treat  others as you would treat yourself (never otherwise)
  • You will soon bring joy to someone
  • Your love of life can carry through any circumstance
  • You will have a close encounter of a surprising kind
  • Your love light shines on another (and she knows it!)
  • Any trouble you might have will pass shortly
  • Keep up the good work, you will be rewarded within the month
  • You are a leader.  Other will soon need your inspiration
  • You are sociable and entertaining
  • Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open
  • Your present plans will be successful  (good, I plan on winning the lottery!)
  • If you promise someone something, keep it (hmmm, the promise or the something?)
  • The greatest danger could be your stupidity
  • Believe in yourself and you will succeed
  • An understanding heart warms all that are graced with its presence
  • Do you see difficulty behind every opportunity or opportunity behind every difficulty
  • Something nice is coming to you in the mail
  • Your kingdom is as wide as your imagination
  • A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth
  • You believe in the goodness of mankind
  • Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten
  • The best exercise for the heart is to reach down and help someone up
  • The aim is useless without the way
  • Don't let statistics do a number on you
  • Try your best to avoid arguing with your elders and superiors
  • Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot
  • The harder you work, the luckier you get
  • You have a yearning for perfection
  • If you look in the right places you can find some good offerings
  • Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought
  • If you stand behind someone you won't see your path [lead, follow or get out of the way]
  • You may find your horizons suddenly broadened
  • Teamwork: the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results
  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
  • You feel restless - change is just around the corner
  • Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think [I'm laughing all the way]
  • When one door closes , another will open
  • Take the plunge in a personal relationship
  • A small act of charity will go a long way
  • Your efforts will result in much profit [some day, I hope]
  • It is a silly fish that is caught twice with the same bait
  • Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings
  • Good luck is the result of good planning [so, then, is luck really luck?]
  • Be tactful: overlook not your own opportunity
  • Only if you dive for pearls shall you one
  • Creative energy is up - capitalize on it
  • Relax and enjoy yourself [get rid of your problems]
  • Be charming, but always be sincere [but of course]
  • Be willing to give the extra effort that separates the winner from the one in second place
  • Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity
  • A good deed done today is repaid in double tomorrow
  • A very attractive lady has a message for you
  • You use your creative talents to transform a business environment
  • It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well
  • Take calculated risks.  That is quite different from being rash
  • Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage
  • Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them
  • Look for the dream that keeps coming back, it is your destiny
  • You will make a sudden rise in life
  • Be most affectionate today
  • A heavy burden is lifted with a phone message or letter
  • Soon you will encounter a whole new world of opportunity
  • Your path is arduous but will be amply rewarding [yeah, right]
  • A big fortune will descend upon you this year [I'm waiting!]
  • Your secret desire to completely change your life will manifest
  • All the effort you are making will ultimately pay off
  • He who climbs a ladder must start at the first step
  • When you speak honestly and openly, others truly listen to you
  • A pleasant experience is ahead, don't pass it by [I'm open to this!]
  • Time and patience are called for, many surprises await you!
  • Nothing in the world is difficult if one sets his mind  to it
  • Don't wait for others to open the right doors for you
  • Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow
  • Nothing gets in the way of your vision of yourself in the future
  • There is no greater pleasure than seeing your loved ones prosper
  • You are never selfish with your advice or help
  • You are the guiding star of his existence [um, er, I think this should say "her" existence]
  • Good health is a man's best wealth [Hmmm... maybe I should get that physical]
  • Politeness costs nothing and gains everything
  • Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive
  • Happiness begins with facing life with a wink and a smile
  • Life will take you where you need to go [try not to complicate the path]
  • Example is better than precept
  • You look pretty
  • If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service
  • You have great physical powers and an iron constitution
  • Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it
  • A kind word will warm someone's heart
  • You will make some changes before winning
  • Keep an eye open for opportunity
  • It is not in your character to give up
  • Your winsome smile will be your sure protection
  • The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune
  • To climb the ladder of success, work hard and you'll reach it [On my way!]
  • A gathering of friends brings you lots of luck this evening
  • You'll never know what you can do until you try [insert rule, here!]
  • A thrilling time is in your future [insert rule, here!]
  • Friends long absent are coming back to you
  • You will conquer obstacles to achieve success

  • Your dearest wish will come true
  • Be assertive and you will win
  • Approach all areas of life with bold enthusiasm
  • You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements
  • You have natural grace and great consideration of others
  • Your luck has been completely changed today
  • Your principle means more to you than money
  • You have an ability to sense and know a higher truth
  • You never show your vulnerability; you are always self assured and confident
  • Your modesty will shame those with lesser knowledge [don't blame my perfection on me! (LOL)]
  • You will enjoy god health, you will be surrounded by luxury
  • You are generous to an extreme and always think of others
  • You need only to understand that it is not necessary to understand but only to enjoy
  • Soon you will be sitting on top of the world
  • Your life is like a kaleidoscope
  • Your ideals are well within your reach
  • You are a perfectionist, don't spoil it
  • You have an ambitious nature an may make a name for yourself
  • You will become more passionate and determined about your convictions
  • You are going to have a pleasant experience
  • A sense of humor is one of your greatest assets
  • Progress is in the reach of all who wish to take it
  • Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical [some might same too much so!]
  • Your present plans are going to succeed
  • You will be called to fill a position of high honor [hmmm...very interesting] 
  • You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business [tell me something I don't already know]
  • You have a very magnetic personality [again, tell me something I don't already know]
  • You will be free to take a break from your responsibilities
  • Children's laughter, so beautiful to hear, soon will be a chance to have them very near.  
  •   You will be very fortunate in everything [Good]
  •  This is a prosperous time of life for you [Very good]
  • Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise and balance [...ohhmmm...]
  • A new friend helps you break out of an old routine
  •  Versatility is one of your outstanding traits [You betcha!]
  •  Working hard will make you live a happy life
  • You will never regret the present, you live life to the fullest. [Is there any other way?]
  • You have a deep interest in all that is artistic
  • You have a natural grace and consideration for others [Yeah, that's me!]
  • You will be advanced socially without any special effort
  • Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time
  • The coming month shall bring winds of change in your life
  • From a past misfortune, good luck will come to you
  • You have an active mind and a keen imagination
  • Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you
  • Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
  • You will be showered with good luck
  • Listen not to the vain words of an empty tongue
  • A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes [well, so far, none of my lottery tickets have paid off]
  • Now is the time to try something new [this is valid at any given moment]
  • Your love of life will be happy and harmonious [Yep]
  • You will always have good luck in your personal affairs
  • The gift is not as precious as the thought
  • Time is the wisest counselor
  • You will be unusually successful in business
  • Strike iron while its hot
  • Good things are being said about you [Well, I would hope so!]
  • You will spend old age in comfort and material wealth [I like this one!]
  • You will enjoy good health
  • Your leadership qualities will shine soon
  • Tomorrow will be to late to enjoy what you can today
  • You will inherit a large sum of money [No rush, I can wait...]
  • Opportunities surround you if you know where to look
  • You are a practical person with your feet on the ground
  • The love of money and the love of learning rarely meet.
  • You will soon take a very pleasant and successful trip.
  • Your heart is pure and your mind clear and your soul devout
  • Nature, time and patience are the three great healers
  • Two important decisions shall be made by you soon
  • The best mirror is often a good friend
  • Some dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
  • It is a nice day
  • You will receive some high prize or award
  • The heart is wiser than the intellect [but, you should trust your gut!]
  • In dreams and in life nothing is impossible

 

  • We will not know the worth of the water until the well is dry
  • Promise only what you can deliver
  • For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous
 
  • It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today
   

 

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Copyright © 2002 by Provenzano Collesano.
Revised: Friday August 15, 2008.
  • This is a work in progress.